Cthulhu Idol ( Elder Berry Edition)

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“It seemed to be a sort of monster, or symbol representing a monster, of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A”
― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

Are you tired of nightly cabbalistic revelries with your cultist friends and NOT having a blasphemous idol to remind you which Elder God you are sacrificing too?

Me too!!! Super embarrassing.

Or perhaps your desk needs a forbidden and ominous relic to hold down your paperwork. You can ponder it's illimitable depths for otherworldly meaning..... What dark secrets does it hold?

You watch it from the corner of your eye. You are sure it doesn't move...or does it. At night it gives you strange dreams and you can feel your grasp on reality slipping.......slipping........slip.......

Well sanity is overrated.

With this handmade replica of the Idol of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu" you can quietly or not so quietly go insane. Just like our lord and savior, Mighty Cthulhu intended.

Sculpted with excruciating detail by not quite human hands, and cast in Eldritch resin (The best kind of resin) this homage to dark gods is hand painted and affixed to a wooden base with felt bottom.

You will literally scream incoherently when you witness it's quality.

Each 8.5" tall idol is entirely hand made, so may have minor variations. Supplies are limited as the authorities are closing in on me. I ship every Saturday.

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